Thursday, January 29, 2015

I think I need an ophthalmologist

     True story.
     We met an old feller from Michigan a couple days ago.  About our age.  He was keeping watch on the folks poking around the lava flow in Pahoa.  He said he had come to Hawaii for a two week vacation some time ago.  Problem was, he'd developed "eye problems."
    "Eye problems?" we asked him.
     "Yeah, that was about five years ago.  I got this bad case of eye problems."
    "That's too bad.  What was it?"  You know, we've got a doctor with us who's always ready to help someone out.
     He said, "Yeah, I got to this beautiful place: warm, great beaches, nice looking people and all that, and somehow I couldn't see myself going back."
     Bah dump bump.

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